My top twelve favorite Achewood lines. Because it's my new favorite thing.
12. Ten women approach me and whisper, "bongiorno," You're in your room watchin' scrambled-up porno!
11. Oh man you totally park like a bitch since forever. You park like a bitchy-bitch bitch-bitch.
10. AGH! I gamble, I lose.
9. Cathy...Cathy.... have my retarded baby.
8. Until you are so nude.
7. We gonna marry the HELL outta that woman!
6. You're bangin' a web-site, but whatever. No cookies for you.
5. I fold.
4. Naw, man. I been hella klondike lately! Sheesh. Even in my fantasies I just go to the library and read about coins.
3. Bitches gotta take their cunt pills! I ain't wearin' no gunny sack!
2. You funny, Fee-Reep! You a real Super-size homo jackass!
1. What's UP mother fucks / I got a permit to rhyme / It's filed with the city / You should see it sometime